Which of these things is more awesome?

1. There is now a social network called Juggalobook (i’m assuming it’s where miracles happen).

2. it’s got all the Juggalo lingo: “Whoop Whoop!” = “Like”, “Homies” = “Friends”, “What up, Ninja?” = “Status Update”, 

3. Rembert Browne wrote on article about it on Grantland.

4. Their advertisers include Warby Parker, Tempurpedic, and Google+

5. There is no Tila Tequila-like Juggalette celebrity with a TV show… yet.

reported HERE by Rolling Stone Magazine.

Insane Clown Posse teaches us all about miracles like, “hot lava, snow, rain and fog, long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs.” and ” the sun and the moon even mars the milky way fuckin shooting stars”.

What’s your favorite ICP Miracle?

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Thanks AV Club for making me vomit on my desk.